the rendlesham incident

we aren’t on some alien workshop shit, that’s nonsense, we’re on some ‘Eicher’s dad made contact with aliens and hopefully convinced them to scoop us off earth and take us street skating in an alien city’ shit. imagine the spots…

2012. fuck yallz.

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dill chicken


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steezaholikz

another lousy iphone video with sk8′n & animals n stuff:

here’s some pictures:



here’s a video:

here’s a rant:
skateboarding is about expression, baby. heart, soul, and (for those who have one) brain. some people make it look cool, some people don’t have a clue. skateboarding or staleboarding in 2012? i don’t know, man. there’s a lot of good stuff coming out… and a lot of boring shit coming out. i have to say though, blake was on the right track. skateboarding IS like porn. i love that amateur and homemade shit. there’s more heart. they do it for the love! so many individual styles, too! a lot of those high end, professional pornstars, do the same crap. pucker their lips all dumb. moan and squeal all stupid. fake tits. fake asses. they aren’t hot and chances are they have a sub-par intelligence level. probably even wear all-over print monster shirts. this is still an analogy-in-progress. i’m probably wrong anyways.

chickenbonk nowison nowison nowison.

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cheeseburger flavored cigar

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tRiP yOuR BaLLs OfF

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amassing coins

Another top notch skateboard production, with tricks performed at an extremely-high extreme level . Buckle yer seatbelts boiz. If this video was beer, it would be a 4 Pack of Milwaukee’s Best tall cans, $3.50 aka the Dome Summer Special. Just ask Gtodd.

also,

Buy him some Dale’s Pale Ale for his birthday and watch those eyes light up.

[photo stolen, obvz. u know wear]

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b shart da shartman





Thursday and Friday were two of the most enjoyable sessions of 2012.
30% Skating
30% Eating food
30% Trolling out
10% Loko Eric

These percentages may be a little off… but screw it. Skate with your dudes, sit on the concrete, belch in public, tell your girlfriend how much she sucks, laugh at kids, watch things float down the river… have a good time, fuck it. Sk8ANarchy 2012.

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You Promised me Janoski’s Mom! You Promised!


The skateboard industry and porn industry have very similar parallels between them in the online world. Both have an over ambitious amount of content that leaves the user clicking away trying to fill the void of which the activity they are watching is the one they want to preform. Video after video you can’t find anything that satisfies you.You may even get horny enough that you decide to pay for a porn site or the newest Nyjah Huston Part. Both the same, guaranteeing you after black bangers that will leave you speechless. Is this good or is this bad? Well to each their own, but I think the main objective of both should be inspiration of the user to actually go and preform the activity. A good skate video should make you want to go skate and (I might be stretching that idea for porn) but one could argue that one could get inspiration from it to get a girlfriend or find a new spark with their current relationship. I used to watch skate videos to get me pumped to skate but I have found that everyday I find myself just mindlessly watching whatever new content is presented to me and then is forgotten, garbage in garbage out. It’s pointless unless it inspires you to do the activity. So watch what you watch on the web.
This video has been on repeat for awhile
Marc Johnson Maple Seven

And

Mini Video 82 – Heaven – Wiskate.com from Josh Ellis on Vimeo.

We barely had winter at all this year in Wisconsin. A lot of this video was filmed on calendar days when skateboarding is usually unthinkable in this climate. Skating by: Matt Nordness, Max Murphy, Pat Forster, Eric Risser, Chase Hopper, Mikey Al Wathiqui, Danny Stemper, and Neal Shah.

http://www.wiskate.com

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bust a quick yack over there

It’s great to have Blake San VanSisqo Egeren on board… the man who had it all but chose to give it up but then chose to ungive it up. A true American hero if you ask me. You know what they say… “when you like fish and set one free, if it jumps back in your boat… then it’s yours. If it swims away and doesn’t come back, it never happened.” Remember that one kids. It will help get you through some tough times. If that doesn’t help, search around on yahoo answers.

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“Mom I Can Land Switch Hardflips, I Dont Need Skate CAMP!”

I had it all, a website, T-shirts, Stickers from stickerguy.com, and Skateboards Decks that people only bought if all other shops decks and 1031 Budget Cuts were out of stock and the employee working convinced you that it was a solid choice. I was living the dream, but just like Uncle Ben told Spiderman”with great power comes great responsibility”. The power took over and I had to escape into hibernation. It is only now that I can emerge into the day and become alive. Greetings and Happy Holidays -Blake Van Egeren

VRMN#1 from Blake Van Egeren on Vimeo.

VRMN #1 Filmed at Cream City Skatepark on 04/19/2012
Featuring
Nick Mistele
Blake Van Egeren
Drew Gricar
Mike Bahr
Chase Hopper

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